30 CRAZY THINGS I'D LYK TO DO BEFORE I DIE!!!

Well, there are many crazy things which people wanna do. today i've got nothing interesting to do , so i thought ,sharing my crazy fantasies would be a great topic. yes they are fantasies but one day i'd like to live them out. There are million things that i wanna do before i die, but i'd like to mention 30 such things as they randomly come to my mind right now......okay so here we go: 30 CRAZY THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO BEFORE I DIE.

1.GETTING MARRIED: of all the crazy things in this planet , this one's the craziest. i'd lyk to get married someday, but with a girl who shares my passion,plays video games with me , cooks me delicious food,never nag me about stuffs and yes always horny enough to have sex with me.

2.HAVING KIDS: I'd also lyk to have kids of my own, whom i can nurture myself and make them as awesome as I am, and yes that is the best way to serve my country ,because our country needs people like me.

3.BECOME A MOVIE STAR: wow! that is some fantasy. i'd lyk to experience the thrill, the pleasure of being loved by whole nation, the glitz and photo snapshots all over really impresses me. and unlike other movie stars I would spend tym with my fans.

4.BECOME A PORNSTAR: hey this is also a good carrer , atleast one gets to fuck more than he could dream. awesome...but STD's and infections are the sideeffects....god bless condoms.even if i become a pornstar ,i'll spend tym with my fans..hehehe

5. SLAP A CELEBRITY : but make sure he is not a superstar, riffraff celebrities like rakhi sawant, ravi kishan, gulshan grover would do.....it will make me famous.

6.PARAGLIDING: Paragiliding is one experience of being near to god. if you manage to land safe ...it's a great feat but if you fall to death ,then you will be with god for sure.

7.WHITE WATER RAFTING IN THE GANGES: even thinking about it gives me goose bumps.

8.BECOME A BUSINESS TYCOON: god these tycoons have thousands of crores ,whereas i have to satisfy myself with few hundreds. so i'd also like to be a tycoon....maybe i'll be most good looking Business tycoon there ever was cuz all these rich businessmen are as ugly as shit.

9. ALWAYS WEAR A SUIT: yes, wearing suits all the tym....even in summers . wearing suit gives you a polished look and girls do notice you. even the person wearing it gains a sense of confidence......and yes not to forget SUITS ARE FUN.......so SUIT UP......!!

10.HAVE SEX WITH A BLONDE(girl obviously): the ultimate fantasy of every indian guy ..no matter who he is...from rickshawala to head honcho of a business firm, from chandni chowk to china(yes, even chinese guys dream of having sex with blondes), from bihar to bangkok, yes every one wants to do it. ....and so do I.

11. HAVE A THREESOME: two hot chicks and me ......ohhhh!!!

12.HAVE SEX WITH AN EX: the best thing about this is that , there is a familiarity and you dont have to bear her tantrums.....it is the best sex...only lucky people get to do it.

13.HAVE SEX WITH A SOFT TOY: what????.......oh my god.....no more sex now...i've had enough.

14.WATCH RAM GOPAL VARMA MOVIES 100 times: ....ohh no...i'll die doing that......next....

15.HAVE SEX WITH THE HOUSE MAID: yes, I can do with some maid action.

16.HAVE SEX IN A PUBLIC TOILET: a clean one, plz.....what???? did i mention sex again!!!

17.BECOME A BEGGER FOR A DAY: yes just to experience what begers feel like, how they manage being hungry all day....

18. GO TO PRISON: yes, one of the craziest thing.......afterall it is a experience in itself.If gandhi did it...so can I.

19.FLY A PLANE: again one of the craziest thing for a normal guy like me......and I'll not crash it into any building.

20.LIVE IN A TREE HOUSE: oh ...i've only seen it in movies...maybe i can try building one....

21.BECOME UNIVERSITY TOPPER: I know this is possible ...but in order to top university exams ...i need to study......STUDY???? that is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

22.BECOME THE WORLD LEADER: power is the most sought after thing.....true.

23. AUDITION FOR A REALITY SHOW: the whole country is doing it....what should I be left behind.

24.GET A SIX PACK ABS: toughest thing to attain.....i've got a good physique but abs is the only thing lacking....I've a nice chest, back, biceps...(girls are u listening)...

25.SHAVING OFF MY HEAD: maybe later i can shave my eyebrows too.....it is one of the craziest thing my brother ever did.

26.WRITING A BLOG: Ohhh!!! I'm already doing that.

27.GET A TATTOO AND PIERCINGS: I'm an idiot and maybe it can help me look cool.

28.LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR:I'm a loser rockstar. maybe it proves to be a help.

29.DRINKING BEER NONSTOP AND ADVENTURE SPORTS: well beer will keep me high on spirits and maybe i can go on and see all the seven wonders of the world, or do some bungee jumping at niagra falls......anything stupid is adventure.

30.MILKING A COW: i guess thats the only thing left......isn't it?

31.GO TO A STRIP CLUB:........what????? YES ,going to a strip club is a must on my agenda...and yes i'll do that.....sorry .....you see the list goes on and on....

I'd like comments on this..people.......requesting comments is an insult.....oh yes insult reminds me of number 32...............

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