BROTHERHOOD

this fat guy who is choking me in the picture happens to be my brother......he is an absolute idiot but i love him because he is the only person with whom i share secrets,my desires,food,clothing and many things.

today i'm going to tell you about his funny incidents:

1) four years ago, we were bathing together and we noticed a shaving kit of my father forgotten on the washbasin....it actually made us curious....though then we didn't have any facial or body hair...we were unable to figure out where to use it..but my bro knew that was used to shave hair..so he was adamant to try it......what happened next.....he took the razor and shaved off his eyebrows.....result:for one and a half months the family was embaraased to take him out in public.

2)my brother was teased in school for his heavy and large frame.....everyone called him names.....but mom told him not to react or fight with anyone at school...so he tolerated the humiliation without any word.....wat happened next...one day.....few guys thinking my bro as a total loser cornered him....and beat the crap outta him..he returned home all bruised and beaten......mom was furious she told him...that not to fight means,not get beaten atleast...she told him if some one hit him...give them tit for tat...next day.....those three guys again cornered him.....but this tym my bro......made them eat shit..he brutalized each guy and broke their cranium leaving them senseless and bleeding..........moral:dont underestimate anyone......

3)his tuition teacher caught him masturbating while watching porn......i dont know how...but he sold that porn dvd to his teacher for 50 bucks.......he has a great hidden talent..and our mom never found out about it.

so people what do u 5think about my bro.......