This incident happened this february....and I'm not proud of it. It was not actually a date...but the incident involves my brother and a prostitute.
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well, this february, I was visiting my masi's (maternal aunt) house cuz my nani was sick that day. yes, my nani stays with my masi. And moreover my brother was in 12th standard and he had his board exams coming, so when I reached there I had nothing do cuz my mom and masi and nani were busy chatting and my brother was at his accounts tuition class in prashant vihar. My nani requested me to get some betel leaf from the market. I was getting bored so I called up my brother and asked him to bail out of tuition today and come home quickly and on the way home to get some betel leaf for nani. He was ecstatic to know that I was at his place so he promised to come quickly.:
My brother ditched his class, It was around 7 p.m . he quickly reached prashant vihar bus stop. After waiting for 20 minutes there was no sign of bus that he was looking for. Meanwhile he struck a conversation with a hobo standing over there. that guy pointed towards some girls waiting by the autorickshaw and told my bro that those girls were hookers.....My brother couldn't beleive it...he insulted that guy instantly. so that guy went over to one of the girls and brought her to my brother. the girl confirmed that she was a hooker and would be glad to satisfy my bro.
now my bro understood that the guy he was talking to was a pimp. anyways the hooker offered to have sex for 300 bucks only...this got my brother excited and he decided to go for it. the hooker invited him to the autorickshaw to take her whereever he pleased. now following is the conversation that took place between them:
ABHINAV(my bro): toh 300 mein kya kya karogi? (what u'll do for 300 bucks)
HOOKER: jo chaho, fucking sucking, kissing,jo man kare kar lena.(whatever u feel like,fucking and sucking)
ABHINAV: tum virgin ho?( R u a virgin?)
HOOKER: virgin, woh kya hota hai?( what is a virgin?)
ABHINAV; pehle chudai ki hai kya?( have u fucked anyone before?)
HOOKER: yeh kaisa sawaal hai? yehi to mera kaam hai.(wat kinda quest is that? this is my job.)
ABHINAV: kya main tere boobs daba sakta hoon?( can I press your boobs?)
HOOKER: haan daba lo..yeh lo..( yeah sure!! take these and feel them.)
ABHINAV: toh niche ke baal shaved hain?( have u shaved down there?)
HOOKER: na ,woh toh nahi hai...meri c**t pe baal hain( i've a hairy pussy, i don't shave down there.)
( NOW even my brother doesn't know what occured to him, he ordered the autorickshaw to stop and got down.)
ABHINAV: nahi ,mujhe nai karna.( I don't wanna do it, let me go)
HOOKER: koi baat nai, par mere paise toh de do.(it's ok, but give me my money)
ABHINAV:are kaise paise? maine toh kuch kiya bhi nai.( what money? i did nothing)
HOOKER:paise de nai toh ,police ko bulaungi.(loose ur money else i'll call the cops)
ABHINAV: bula le..tujhe hi pakdenge( call them they will arrest u)
AUTOWALA: bhai sahab,kuch paise deke baat yehi khatam karo nahi toh faltu mein panga hoga, thode bahut paise dedo.( sir, plz pay her some amount and finish the matter here else it will get complicated and u dont want that.)
ABHINAV: yeh le 50 rs..mere pass itne hi hain...( take 50 bucks i've only this)
he came running home, i was sitting outside, he narrated the whole story....and borrowed 50 bucks from me so that he can get nani's betel leaf. and when he returned we discussed the situation again and again and discussed what could have happened if he didn't pay up....two days later i accompanied my bro to his tuition cuz i had some work in prashant vihar and my brother showed me the bus stop where pimps and prostitutes were roaming like normal people. Even I wanted to try it..it was all before me..but getting it on with a prostitute even scared the shit outta me.
trust me its a true story.
