SAVED BY AN ANGEL !!!

January is about to extinguish itself and february will pass just like that. after that lakhs of young guys and girls will find themselves facing the dreaded board exams. I wonder why board exams are dreaded so much ,when everybody taking it performs really good.

My brother, whom i have mentioned in my many posts, is in 12th standard and is taking his pre-board exams right now, and his performance have disappointing so far and I'm really concerned about him. Only one month is left and he still is not taking it seriously. Lately I see these young tensed minds and they remind me of myself when I was in twelfth standard.

Year 2007, I was about to take my board exams, well I had medical stream in 12th standard, and when the first day my physics teacher walked in ,I promised my best friend that I'll fail physics bigtime. And my god , the exact thing happened. I failed my 1st term physics paper,and other two terms followed the same. My physics teacher was so furious with me that she guaranteed that i would fail my board exams too. I started visiting temples and prayed. pre-board results came and i had scored 3/100 marks.......yes you read it right. 3/100.

My board exams started , i started working hard, but physics was really tough, the exam was next day, and i still had 8 chapters to prepare, it was already 11'o clock in the night. I decided to visit the temple. I prayed to god , prayed god to save me, I was feeling pathetic and lost. I openedc my eyes and infront of was standing 'Gaurav Verma'. he was my senior at school, he already had passed out from school. he was visiting the temple because he too had an exam the next day. He saw me and came to wish me luck.

gaurav and me: saved by an angel

He asked me that how was my preparation? .tears rolled down my eyes and i said that i still had 8 chapters to prepare ,which i haven't read before. I believe God send him there, he agreed to teach me that night....he came to my home and he tutored me till 2 a.m in the morning. next day i reachede my examination centre to take the exam.....my physics teacher was there and she shot me a filthy , disgusting look....It was a do or die situation....anyhow i took the test, and couldn't believe that the paper comprised of most of the things "gaurav' taught me in those three hours.....

two months later results were out and unbelievebly I had scored 80% marks in physics. Really that day I WAS INDEED SAVED BY AN ANGEL....MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED.

THANKS!!!! .... FOR THE BROKEN DREAMS....

The world of dreams

Beckons me again

It's a dream of a world

With nothing else but pain...

Nothing feels right

Something is gone

I feel empty and hollow

My heart turns to stone...

It is you that I miss

It's my soul that is gone

Is this my destiny?

Forever alone?

I'm tired of wanting

I'm tired of needing

And each time I succeed

I am left dead and bleeding...

Say you love me

And I'll love you too

But I'll never say that I do

'Cause you wouldn't love me too...

I'm dedicating this poem to my ex-gf ,whom i loved a lot.......my feelings for her wont change,

but I won't take her back,

For I know that she will never comeback.....

and If she does anyhow,

it will be too late....

MAY SHE ROT IN HELL,

CUZ I WAS THE 'GAME" SHE PLAYED !!!.......

(i don't mean the hell part)

30 CRAZY THINGS I'D LYK TO DO BEFORE I DIE!!!

Well, there are many crazy things which people wanna do. today i've got nothing interesting to do , so i thought ,sharing my crazy fantasies would be a great topic. yes they are fantasies but one day i'd like to live them out. There are million things that i wanna do before i die, but i'd like to mention 30 such things as they randomly come to my mind right now......okay so here we go: 30 CRAZY THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO BEFORE I DIE.

1.GETTING MARRIED: of all the crazy things in this planet , this one's the craziest. i'd lyk to get married someday, but with a girl who shares my passion,plays video games with me , cooks me delicious food,never nag me about stuffs and yes always horny enough to have sex with me.

2.HAVING KIDS: I'd also lyk to have kids of my own, whom i can nurture myself and make them as awesome as I am, and yes that is the best way to serve my country ,because our country needs people like me.

3.BECOME A MOVIE STAR: wow! that is some fantasy. i'd lyk to experience the thrill, the pleasure of being loved by whole nation, the glitz and photo snapshots all over really impresses me. and unlike other movie stars I would spend tym with my fans.

4.BECOME A PORNSTAR: hey this is also a good carrer , atleast one gets to fuck more than he could dream. awesome...but STD's and infections are the sideeffects....god bless condoms.even if i become a pornstar ,i'll spend tym with my fans..hehehe

5. SLAP A CELEBRITY : but make sure he is not a superstar, riffraff celebrities like rakhi sawant, ravi kishan, gulshan grover would do.....it will make me famous.

6.PARAGLIDING: Paragiliding is one experience of being near to god. if you manage to land safe ...it's a great feat but if you fall to death ,then you will be with god for sure.

7.WHITE WATER RAFTING IN THE GANGES: even thinking about it gives me goose bumps.

8.BECOME A BUSINESS TYCOON: god these tycoons have thousands of crores ,whereas i have to satisfy myself with few hundreds. so i'd also like to be a tycoon....maybe i'll be most good looking Business tycoon there ever was cuz all these rich businessmen are as ugly as shit.

9. ALWAYS WEAR A SUIT: yes, wearing suits all the tym....even in summers . wearing suit gives you a polished look and girls do notice you. even the person wearing it gains a sense of confidence......and yes not to forget SUITS ARE FUN.......so SUIT UP......!!

10.HAVE SEX WITH A BLONDE(girl obviously): the ultimate fantasy of every indian guy ..no matter who he is...from rickshawala to head honcho of a business firm, from chandni chowk to china(yes, even chinese guys dream of having sex with blondes), from bihar to bangkok, yes every one wants to do it. ....and so do I.

11. HAVE A THREESOME: two hot chicks and me ......ohhhh!!!

12.HAVE SEX WITH AN EX: the best thing about this is that , there is a familiarity and you dont have to bear her tantrums.....it is the best sex...only lucky people get to do it.

13.HAVE SEX WITH A SOFT TOY: what????.......oh my god.....no more sex now...i've had enough.

14.WATCH RAM GOPAL VARMA MOVIES 100 times: ....ohh no...i'll die doing that......next....

15.HAVE SEX WITH THE HOUSE MAID: yes, I can do with some maid action.

16.HAVE SEX IN A PUBLIC TOILET: a clean one, plz.....what???? did i mention sex again!!!

17.BECOME A BEGGER FOR A DAY: yes just to experience what begers feel like, how they manage being hungry all day....

18. GO TO PRISON: yes, one of the craziest thing.......afterall it is a experience in itself.If gandhi did it...so can I.

19.FLY A PLANE: again one of the craziest thing for a normal guy like me......and I'll not crash it into any building.

20.LIVE IN A TREE HOUSE: oh ...i've only seen it in movies...maybe i can try building one....

21.BECOME UNIVERSITY TOPPER: I know this is possible ...but in order to top university exams ...i need to study......STUDY???? that is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

22.BECOME THE WORLD LEADER: power is the most sought after thing.....true.

23. AUDITION FOR A REALITY SHOW: the whole country is doing it....what should I be left behind.

24.GET A SIX PACK ABS: toughest thing to attain.....i've got a good physique but abs is the only thing lacking....I've a nice chest, back, biceps...(girls are u listening)...

25.SHAVING OFF MY HEAD: maybe later i can shave my eyebrows too.....it is one of the craziest thing my brother ever did.

26.WRITING A BLOG: Ohhh!!! I'm already doing that.

27.GET A TATTOO AND PIERCINGS: I'm an idiot and maybe it can help me look cool.

28.LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR:I'm a loser rockstar. maybe it proves to be a help.

29.DRINKING BEER NONSTOP AND ADVENTURE SPORTS: well beer will keep me high on spirits and maybe i can go on and see all the seven wonders of the world, or do some bungee jumping at niagra falls......anything stupid is adventure.

30.MILKING A COW: i guess thats the only thing left......isn't it?

31.GO TO A STRIP CLUB:........what????? YES ,going to a strip club is a must on my agenda...and yes i'll do that.....sorry .....you see the list goes on and on....

I'd like comments on this..people.......requesting comments is an insult.....oh yes insult reminds me of number 32...............

32..............................................

Mr. INVINCIBLE......STILL UNBEATEN

I'm compelled to write this post. Compelled by my own excitation. As i have shared with u all that how I won my first ever pool game....well this time I'm gonna write about how I beat a pro in a game of pool.......this new year is all about winning.....this year i started off with winning and I will end it on a winning note...cuz I've got nothing to lose.....



mr invincible...still unbeaten.

well the year of 2009 started.....it was chilling cold outside..I had decided to spend the first day of the year with my friends BHARAT and SATVIK. Satvik was little bit sick that day so I and Bharat went to his house. We wasted the day talking,joking,listening to music,etc....but after sometym in the afternoon the fun started to wear off......so we decided to play pool in a local sports bar in model town ,Delhi. well some really interesting things happened that day...but Bharat's going to write them in his blog....
oh yes, we went to the local sports bar to play pool.

As i've mentioned earlier that I've played pool once and miraclously won it. and yes I still doubted my capabilities and gameplay.Bharat had played it quite a lot of tyms ,and maybe this tym he beats me really bad. and Satvik, he is a pro. I've seen him play and i guess his opponents too get a shaky knee while playing against him. we were three people and together playing a game was of no use. so I and Bharat went on to play the first game and the winner would face Satvik in thye final.....yes Satvik was in the final cuz he was too gud at it.

Bharat and I squared off....and yes the game seemed pretty tough this tym...bharat was giving a tough competition...after 10 eventful minutes later i emerged victorious. yes i won the second game too.....

Finals: Satvik and i squared off...actually it was no competition for satvik..the game started , i was struggling and satvik potted the solids with ease. but I wasd determined and ave him a tough competition....and while he was struggling to pot his last black ball I potted my striped balls..it was left to one ball only and whoever pots it WINS....i was s5truggling right now I narrowly missed many pots...so did Satvik..it becoming interesting and our rental time was also running out. only one minute was left: i missed another loop , forty seconds left: satvik misses another, thirty seconds left: i do a foul, 10 seconds are left : Satvik gets the proper aim, states the desired loop....SHOT......he pots the last ball ...but in the wrong loop and I win......yes..

I guess my this new year may become very eventful and i continue winning.....Istarted off the year winning back to back pool games ...and I'm gonna end it winning the CAT entrance exams....wish me..