THE AWESOME TWOSOME

This picture of mine is with my bestest friend, ANUBHAV. after some serious screwing around in school for three years.....i got my real best friend......people have only one best friend but i have five.....and of all he happens to be the bestest. friendship day is celebrated on the first sunday of august but if i could reschedule it i would make it the month of july.....because thats when a serious bond developed between us. the first time i saw him i knew he was just like in all aspects....but after 1st term exams I discovered he was better in studies.......but in rest comparison...we were equally AWESOME. In such a short time we had such great memories ,which are unforgettable....in this post i'm gonna reveal some of them......

1) We spent all afternoon playing on his X-Box.

2) And then we spent all evening...playing on his X-box(sumtyms dhruv tagged along)

3) our snacks and dinner at the GREAT METRO CHEF CART.(eating chowmein is only fun..wen we r together)

4) Our ride on Satvik's scooter...i was driving..he was pillion..we drove on wrong side and we are still not sure if we were riding or say FLYING....

5) Insulting each other openly in front of others....and wen others tried to take advantage of situation...we would simply fuck them.

6) My great sandels and shoes which i changed after years..

7) Partying hard before exams....if anybody stopped us..they wud get fucked again

8) Me failing my physics exams....year after years...i promised him that i wud fail...on the first days our physics teacher walked in.

9) ofcourse our physics teacher ms Yashu..who tormented me for a year.....she was fat old hag..and she predicted that i wud fail my physics board xams....but i scored distinction..and then she got screwed by some alien animal and lost 234 kgs overnite....earlier she weighed 240 kgs...now she has reached size zero...kareena kapoor u have got competition.that old hag even made my ex- girlfriend cry...may she burn in hell....oops sorry hell doesnt take size zeros ......do they?...wat up?

10)Talking on phone for hours.

11)My girlfriend.....a usual topic to fight.

12)Walking tall in the scorching sun, braving the chilly winters and finally celeberating with chicken feista.

13)His attempts to impress jopi.

14)Our home science classses wen we used to check out girls.

15)eating fish curry at my place.

16)adventure island day when Bharat vomitted after a ride.( Bharat is also my best buddy)

17)adventure island dancing where Bharat vomitted again.

18)Bharat's wedding night where he would vomit again....hehehehe(can't help it)

19)Bharat's stories about losing his virginity..we were surprised that he didn't vomitted.hehehe

20)Getting caught by policemen while drinking whiskey.

21)Christmas 2007....we were so drunk that we had no idea who we were...and yes Bharat vomitted that day tooo....seriously.

22)Triple riding on Bharat's scooter...and then bharat didn't vomit....actually i'm surprised

23)Those golden moments when we sat toghether ,ate chicken and abused others..we still do it over the phone.

24)Stories of both of us losing our virginity.

25) Everytym we r together the moment is legendary because we were, we are, we will be BEST FRIENDS and AWESOME for ever................

THE THREE HORSEMEN

As you can see in this very picture that I'm standing at extreme left but at the right position.haha. anyways who are these two guys standing with me......let me introduce them to you, these guys are the best thing ever happened to me after leaving school. no matter how great my college may be...but I openly admit that my college sucks bigtime. I was so very heartbroken at this college...but then i met these two not so gentelmen who had the same opinion about the college and seemed to like me from the very first moment.

anyways..the guy in the centre is ASHISH and the guy at extreme right is CHANDRESH.okay..within two days in college we became good friends and within a month best friends. I'm proud to admit that these guys consider me as their best friend and whenever...i mean whenever or what ever the situation is they only aphone call away. united we stand,divided we fall....so in two years of boresome college life we have managed to make it AWESOME. while writing this blog.....if i call anyone one them and ask them to comeover...they will do it without a hitch......well it feels awkward but they think i'm some kinda cool dude and refer me as their god...yeah i know it's awkward but I'm loving it.......and guess what we are really famous guys at our college......other guys wanna be lyk us....ofcourse they want to because my college is in U.P.......anyways we love to call ourselves THE THREE HORSEMEN.

TWENTY FOUR WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH

TWENTY-FOUR WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH
1.Both attracted to shiny objects
2.More fun to catch while drinking
3.Neither travel well
4.There's others in the sea and/or bar
5.Three words: catch and release
6.Both travel in protective groups
7.Small bladders
8.The deeper you go, the scarier they get
9.Their weight largely determines their value
10.[EDITED: My brother has requested that I remove this one from the blog… hint: crabs!]
11.They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
12.Bears will eat either of them
13.Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised
14.You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred
15.Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
16.Seen the movie Splash? Case closed
17.Cold blooded. Looking your way.
18.Neither can operate a vehicle
19.They both eat things
20.The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life
21.Scales are important to each of them
22.They never have to buy drinks
23.Umm… Eggs? Duh
24.Can hook either with a great line

BROTHERHOOD

this fat guy who is choking me in the picture happens to be my brother......he is an absolute idiot but i love him because he is the only person with whom i share secrets,my desires,food,clothing and many things.

today i'm going to tell you about his funny incidents:

1) four years ago, we were bathing together and we noticed a shaving kit of my father forgotten on the washbasin....it actually made us curious....though then we didn't have any facial or body hair...we were unable to figure out where to use it..but my bro knew that was used to shave hair..so he was adamant to try it......what happened next.....he took the razor and shaved off his eyebrows.....result:for one and a half months the family was embaraased to take him out in public.

2)my brother was teased in school for his heavy and large frame.....everyone called him names.....but mom told him not to react or fight with anyone at school...so he tolerated the humiliation without any word.....wat happened next...one day.....few guys thinking my bro as a total loser cornered him....and beat the crap outta him..he returned home all bruised and beaten......mom was furious she told him...that not to fight means,not get beaten atleast...she told him if some one hit him...give them tit for tat...next day.....those three guys again cornered him.....but this tym my bro......made them eat shit..he brutalized each guy and broke their cranium leaving them senseless and bleeding..........moral:dont underestimate anyone......

3)his tuition teacher caught him masturbating while watching porn......i dont know how...but he sold that porn dvd to his teacher for 50 bucks.......he has a great hidden talent..and our mom never found out about it.

so people what do u 5think about my bro.......